The Results Are In!
Well, the votes are in! The results were tabulated and analyzed by the accounting firm of Price Waterhouse and were sent via one of the pigeons that are part of the Southwest community. After climbing to the top of the Southwest chimney, and enduring attacks by the pair of peregrine falcons who also frequent the chimney, I realized the effort was all worthwhile. It turns out there was a tie!
The nominees this year were:
And the winner (the loser) is: The Goatee!
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